Azealia Banks directs homophobic slurs at A$AP Rocky

If Azealia Banks put as much time into making money as she does beefing with other rappers, she’d be Jay-Z rich. Seriously, just check out this very scientific graph a bunch of scientists put together.

Scientific analysis of Azealia Bank's career thus far


A$AP Rocky’s, one of hip-hop’s fashionista’s, recently gave his opinion on lipstick and what colour he thought suited what complexion.  Huffington Post reports:

“But for real, for me, I feel like with the red lipstick thing it all depends on the pair of complexion. I’m just being for real. You have to be fair skinned to get away with that. Just like if you were to wear like—f*cking for instance, what do dark skin girls have that you know fair skinned girls cant do… Purple lipstick? Naw, that looks stupid on all girls! Purple lipstick, guys! Like, what the f*ck…”

Apparently to sensitive little Azealia Banks, A$AP giving his opinions means #SHOTSFIRED in her direction. You see, because she wears purple lipstick. Oh lord, I see the connection now. In any case, due to this presumably innocuous comment, Azealia Banks retaliated by calling A$AP Rocky’s sexuality into question. Because he commented on his personal preference.

Stop acting like he punked you. Stop beefing with everybody in the rap game, Azealia. It’s obvious that you do it for the publicity it brings, and maybe I’m encouraging your behavior by even wasting my time writing about it. But hey, I gotta eat too. So I look forward to more of your ridiculous behavior. But if you want to be taken seriously you’re going to need to do better than some sophomoric 5th grade insults.

Azealia Banks

Rap Game Warlock of Qarth? You decide.

Yours truly,



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